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Animal Rights; Thank you for selecting the topic of Animal Rights. It is the cornerstone for the formation of the Panic Society. This topic is dedicated to one of Your Glorious Leaders, Ingrid Newkirk and her wonderful followers and supporters of her great crusade. This article features passages from the bible of the animal rights movement, Ingrid Newkirk's own book, "101 Ways To Save the Animals." co authored by Linda McCarney of "The Beetles" The cover of the book features a picture of Ingrid Newkirk as "God!" and a monkey as "Adam." "Animals are not ours to use for any purpose what so ever." PeTA, People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals Celebrities, authors, and experts applaud Save the Animals. Each chapter is briefed 1. The Ugly Side of Beauty PeTA's view of the problem, PeTA states that caustic chemicals continue to be poured into rabbits' eyes as part of the needless process of product testing. PeTA's Solution, Boycott everything. Pass laws to shut down the industry. What Panic Society has done about the problem All product testing using animals has been outlawed. 2. Clean Up for the Animals PeTA's view of the problem. Plastic is evil. It causes several rare deaths to fish, birds, and other animals when such animals get tangled, or swallow the stuff. PeTA's Solution, We must give up using anything of plastic, convenience, or helium balloons. Eliminate the plastic industry. What Panic Society has done about the problem. All plastics except those absolutely necessary for Super Safe housing have been eliminated through the banning of all chlorine chemistry during the Clinton/ Al Gore adminstration. 3. How Sad is That doggy in the Window. PeTA's view of the problem. PeTA states that all pets in the pet shop are from puppy mills, or illegally imported. Those animals are kept in filthy conditions and are poorly cared for. Most birds, turtles, fish, etc. have been mistreated with a large percentage of them ending up dead from transport. PeTA's solution, Put the pet shop out of business by picketing and miss information flyers. Get a ban on any new pet shops. Pass laws to ban the keeping of birds, fish, turtles, and other exotic animals as pets. What Panic Society has done about the problem There will be no pet shops allowed. 4. Give Animals a Voice. PeTA's view of the problem. Animals have their own language. We just don't understand it. PeTA's Solution, Speak for what they think that the animals are saying about us. Tell the people about the horrors of factory farming, puppy mills, hunting, fishing, fairs, circuses, zoos, and anything where an animal is used to make money. What Panic Society has done about the problem We have eliminated all industrial use of animals. 5. Join a Coalition of Professionals PeTA's view of the problem. Professionals don't know about Animal Rights. PeTA's Solution, Get the professional to join one of the Politically Correct groups for Animal Rights. What Panic Society has done about the problem All leaders of the Panic Society are contributors to PeTA 6. Team Up PeTA's view of the problem. It's hard to do it alone. PeTA's Solution, Start local Animal Rights groups. What Panic Society has done about the problem Passed the National Animal Rights Act 7. Educate to Liberate. PeTA's view of the problem. I don't know the Politically Correct answer to an Animal Rights question. PeTA's Solution, A group of Politically Correct books on the subject. What Panic Society has done about the problem Released this article for you to read. 8. Activism on the Job PeTA's view of the problem. How to get more people and the company involved in Animal Rights. PeTA's solution, Get matching fund for Animal Rights, get meat out of the cafeteria lunch, get office products from Politically Correct companies, Try to convert coworker to the AR cause. Ban any animal promotion activity. What Panic Society has done about the problem Eliminated all industrial use of animals. 9. Safeguard Your Animal Friends PeTA's view of the problem. Someone is going to steal the pet and use it for dogfights, medical schools, research, export, and cults. PeTA's Solution Never leave your Companion Animal Alone. Put ID on your pet. Put signs on neighbor pets saying that "I could have stolen your pet." What Panic Society has done about the problem. No one is allowed to have or own a pet. 10. From Tofu Pup to garbanzo Cat PeTA's view of the problem. Most pet food is made from animal byproducts and diseased meat. This stuff is not good for your pet. PeTA's solution, Turn your dog and cat into a vegan. What Panic Society has done about the problem There is no need for pet food as ownership of pets is not allowed. 11 Making Vacation Arrangements For Animals. PeTA's view of the problem. Vacation arrangements can be hard on animals. What Panic Society has done about the problem. No one ever goes on vacation. 12 Objecting to Dissection PeTA's view of the problem. The schools are brainwashing the kids to be cruel when they dissect animals in Biology. The animals used suffer because of this. PeTA's solution Tell kids not to participate. Form an Animal Rights group at school, Protest the class. Picket the school. Sue the school. Get the kids into Liberalism. Get them Politically Correct. What Panic Society has done about the problem. the Super Safe Schools do not use animals or have biology. 13 Great Grandma Knew Best PeTA's view of the problem We use too many products of convenience. Those products contain many chemicals that are considered hazardous to animals if not used properly. PETA's Solution, Use the products that Great Grandma used. What Panic Society has done about the problem. Only natural super safe products are used. Great Grandma is no longer around. She is just an unnecessary burden on health care. 14 Create a Backyard Sanctuary PeTA's view of the problem Our yards are not well kept, mowed, and sprayed with dangerous chemicals. They do not provide a home for the animals which have been driven away when our house was built there. PeTA's Solution. Allow your yard to become a mess. Let the weeds and brush grow. Don't remove that dead tree. What Panic Society has done about the problem. No one has a back yard to worry about. they are just too dangerous. 15 Stack Your Library PeTA's view of the problem Libraries don't stock enough of "PeTA's" Animal Rights" literature. PeTA's Solution. Load up the library with Animal Rights literature. Eliminate books that are not Politically Correct. What Panic Society has done about the problem. Use your computer to access Politically Correct information about animals. 16 Deer Editor PeTA's view of the problem How to let your voice be known. PeTA's solution. A letter writing campaign to the newspaper, elected officials, and others about Animal Rights. What Panic Society has done about the problem. Letter writing is no longer needed. The animals are free of interference from those evil White Europeans 17 Support Your Local Shelter PeTA's view of the problem Local shelters are overworked, short on staff with many lost, unwanted animals needing care and homes. PeTA's solution. Help out in the shelters, volunteer to help the animals and find homes for the animals. What Panic Society has done about the problem. Shelters are no longer needed thanks to the National Animal Rights Act. 18. Be Fish Friendly PeTA's view of the problem Fish are trapped in glass cages that are often dirty and too small. Fish are cruelly confined in aquariums. Fishing kills millions of other fish and marine animals. They leave behind deadly nets, plastic, and other toxic waste. Fishing is barbaric. Fish are dangerous to eat. They are full of toxic wastes. PeTA's solution to the problem. Don't eat fish. Don't have fish for pets. Get stores to stop selling fish. Don't visit aquariums. What Panic Society has done about the problem. Fishing and pet fish are no longer allowed. 19. For the Birds: Helping Our Feathered Friends PeTA's view of the problem Birds are killed by the use of chemicals in farming, etc. Birds have lost their homes due to the building of cities, suburbs, dams, reactors, etc. and the cutting of timber in the NorthWest. The expanding growth of this country takes away land that was once inhabited by birds. Hunters kill and wound millions of birds each year. Fishing kills birds when they get caught in fishlines and swallow hooks. Birds are killed when they are smuggled into the U.S. for pet shops. PeTA's solution to the problem. Plant trees and berry bushes for the birds. Birdproof your house. Don't buy pet birds, Get pet shops out of the bird business, get birds out of businesses. Protest hunting and logging. Don't buy anything made from feathers or down. Stop the growth of this country. What Panic Society has done about the problem. The National Animal Rights Act has freed birds from human exploitation. 20 Be a Mobile Activist PeTA's view of the problem The need to advertise Animal Rights to the Public, PeTA's solution to the problem Put tasteless signs on your car bumper like "Conserve a Hunter, Harvest one Today." Have an animal rescue kit for strays or injured animals. Take a camera along to record cases of abuse Carry PeTA literature along to distribute to people that you talk to. Carry seasonal PeTA literature. Place anti stuff in the merchandise in stores. etc. Leave vegetarian cards in restaurants, etc, Stamp stuff with a stamp that reads, "Animals suffered to make this product" and "Meat Stinks" What Panic Society has done about the problem. Cars are banned in the Panic Society. 21 Its Raining Cats and Dogs PeTA's view of the problem There are too many dogs and cats being born. There are not enough homes for them. Many of them end up being dumped off somewhere or killed at the shelters. PeTA's solution to the problem. Spay and neuter all dogs and cats. Don't patronize pet shops and breeders. They contribute to the pet overpopulation problem. What Panic Society has done about the problem. There are no pets allowed. They are now all extinct thanks to action by the Humane Society of the United States to pass legislation to ban breeding of pets. 22 The Flap About Flipper PeTA's view of the problem Dolphin "Swim In" are being promoted by hotels in Florida. This is mean and cruel to the dolphins. It can also be dangerous to people. After all, according to one of the Supermarket tabloids, Bo Derik was attacked by an "oversexed" dolphin. The Sea World parks deprive dolphins of their freedom. Also, dolphins and other sea mammals die an early death there. (Remember the bloody gory death of Kandu the killer whale a few years ago.) The animals don't reproduce well. The military keeps exploiting marine mammals for its evil military purpose in secret projects. PeTA's solution to the problem Boycott swim in hotels. Protest any plans for a Sea World type park or aquarium. Protest the use of marine animals by the military. What Panic Society has done about the problem. There are no aquariums or disturbing of marine animals in the Panic Society. Chapter 23 Fur is Dead PeTA's view of the problem A lot more animals are trapped then are actually trapped for furs. Animals chew their legs off. Trappers are taught to stomp on the animals and pull off the hind leg in order to kill them and deflate their lungs. Fur farm animals are raised under cruel conditions. In 1987, 450,000 minks died from heat stress on those farms. PeTA's solution to the problem Don't wear fur. Send your fur to PeTA. Don't shop in stores that sell furs. Boycott fur places. Protest the use of fur. Push for anti fur legislation. Order a PeTA anti fur package. What Panic Society has done about the problem. Hunting and trapping were outlawed long ago. Chapter 24 Winners Don'T eat Wieners PeTA's view of the problem Wieners are made from pork. The pigs are raised in cruel factory farms. Then, they are shipped to the evil slaughter house, strung up, and butchered. The wieners are made from mostly fat and other byproducts of the pigs. PeTA's solution to the problem. Be like the Arabian in Saudi Arabia. Don't eat pork. Buy Tofupup, a soybean wiener. What Panic Society has done about the problem. All food is made from a natural soybean paste. There is no meat used. 25 Bringing Animals Into the Fold. PeTA's view of the problem How to have religion support the Animal Rights cause. PeTA's solution to the problem Convince your church and pastor to become active in Animal Rights. What Panic Society has done about the problem. Religion is the opium of the people, It has been eliminated. 26 Halt the Hunt. PeTA's view of the problem Each year, 15 million people go hunting. They kill over 200 million animals. They leave to suffer from injuries 400 millions more. Bowhunters need an average of 21 arrows to hit something. Then, it is usually a wounded animal that gets away to slowly die from the injury. PeTA's solution to the problem Get everyone to put up No Hunting signs on their land. Sell hunting licenses to nursing home people. (They can't hunt.) Sabotage hunting areas by leaving scent to spook the wild animals and to frustrate hunting dogs. Make a great deal of noise the day before to scatter the game animals. Protest scheduled hunts. Make lots of noise during hunting season to spook the game animals. Write letters of protest to the local paper. Get local anti gun laws passed. Get pro hunting films, books and classes out of the schools. Read Politically Correct books on hunting and pack your library with them. Get PeTA anti hunting propaganda and post it everywhere. What Panic Society has done about the problem. Hunting was banned long ago. 27 Get Political PeTA's view of the problem Animals have no political rights PeTA's solution to the problem Elect Animal Rights supporters to office. Persuade elected officials to the cause of Animal Rights. What Panic Society has done about the problem. Passed the National Animal Rights Act and other similar legislation. 28 Invest in Compassion PeTA's view of the problem Corporations are out to make money for their shareholders. Many such corporations also use animals. PeTA's solution to the problem Buy stock in the companies. Go to the shareholder meetings. Use your vote to get changes made in how the companies operate. Force the companies to remove animals from their industry. What Panic Society has done about the problem. Eliminated capitalism and evil multinational corporations. 29. Corporate Cruelty Five at a Time PeTA's view of the problem L'oreal, Gilette, Johnson & Johnson, Chesebrough-Ponds, and Clarol are among the five worst offenders of companies that use animals for product testing. PeTA's solution to the problem Pester those companies by tying up the phones, Launch product boycotts. Join other Politically Correct groups in boycotts and protest of their products and testing. What Panic Society has done about the problem. Eliminated those nasty corporations 30. Mind your "Bees and Shrews" PeTA's view of the problem We use too many names of animals in a degrading way. Example, You swine. PeTA's solution to the problem Speak Politically Correct. The use of the word "Pet" indicates ownership or slavery. Use "Companion Animal" in its place. What Panic Society has done about the problem. Enforce the use of politically correct speech 31 First Aid: Be prepared for Animal Emergencies PeTA's view of the problem Sooner or later, you are going to find an injured animal, or, an animal under your care will become sick or injured. PeTA's solution to the problem There is a good listing of first aid to animals and other hints. What Panic Society has done about the problem. There is no human interference with animals 32 Improve a Dogs Life PeTA's view of the problem Too many dogs are fixtures of the house. PeTA's solution to the problem Give your "Companion Animal" some quality time each day. What Panic Society has done about the problem. No one is allowed to have a dog. 33 Rats and other Rodents PeTA's view of the problem No one likes rats and mice in their house. But, how to get rid of them without killing them. PeTA's solution to the problem Get rid of the pathway into the house. Use live traps to catch them. Then, turn them loose in the woods. What Panic Society has done about the problem. Rats and mice are not a problem in the super safe house. 34 No Skin Off of PeTA's Back PeTA's view of the problem It is evil to use leather, wool, furs, etc because of the suffering that they say occurs to animals. PeTA's solution to the problem Wear cotton and plastic shoes, Don't buy wool, leather, silk, or anything that uses animal products. What Panic Society has done about the problem. All clothes are made from a synthetic material 35 Dial 1-800 PeTA's view of the problem How can activist that can't travel promote the cause. PeTA's solution to the problem Dial up company 1-800 numbers. Waste their time with Animal Rights issues. A list of 1-800 numbers are include of those companies that PeTA has deemed as not politically correct. What Panic Society has done about the problem. There are no telephones or evil corporations any more. 36 Hidden Horrors Animal Ingredients and PeTA's Alternatives PeTA's view of the problem Animal products are found in many things such as soap, perfumes, wallpaper, junk foods, etc. PeTA claims that the animals suffer horribly in the production of many such products such as musk. PeTA's solution to the problem Be a label reader. Avoid anything that contains or may contain an animal product. What Panic Society has done about the problem. Your super safe food doesn't contain any of those things. 37 Form a Neighborhood Animal Watch PeTA's view of the problem "If a baby starling falls out of a nest a block away, if someone is beating a dog down the street, if a squirrel gets hit by a car, what happens in the neighborhood?" PeTA's solution to the problem Set up a neighborhood animal watch. What Panic Society has done about the problem. People are no longer allowed to handle animals. 38 Silver Scream PeTA's view of the problem Filmakers are cruel to animals. Several examples are cited. PeTA's solution to the problem Boycott any film in which animals are used. Complain to the movie company. Complain to the movie house. What Panic Society has done about the problem. Movies are not shown in the panic Society. 39 Specious Souvenir PeTA's view of the problem The U.S. is a huge importer of endangered animals and their products. PeTA's solution to the problem Don't buy anything made from animals. Complain to places that sell such items. What Panic Society has done about the problem. Animal products are not used in the Panic Society. 40. Gripe Gripe Gripe PeTA's view of the problem Business raffle off furs, etc. Others use guard dogs that are chained up. Still others have stuffed trophy heads on their walls. Even more feature penned wild animals on display. PeTA's solution to the problem Complain about this so called abuse. What Panic Society has done about the problem. It no longer exist thanks to NARA 41 Its the Veil Thing PeTA's view of the problem The Dairy and Beef industry are evil and abusive to their animals. Read John Robbins book "A Diet For a New America" for more information on the abuse of veil calves. PeTA's solution to the problem Don't eat any meat or dairy products. What Panic Society has done about the problem. Farming of animals has been banned long ago. 42 Sorting Good Toys From Bad PeTA's view of the problem Some toy companies test their toys on animals. Other toys are not Politically Correct such as Krushed Kitty. PeTA's solution to the problem Pester by calling and boycotting the PeTA list of toy companies that are not Politically Correct What Panic Society has done about the problem. All toys have been banned. 43 Get the Chicken Out PeTA's view of the problem Chickens can make great companion animals. However, the chicken industry is very cruel and inhumane to chickens. Chickens are also full of salmonella bacteria. PeTA's solution to the problem Don't eat chicken. Protest the use of chicken. Push for vegan meals in schools. Get others to give up chicken. What Panic Society has done about the problem. The use of chickens was banned with the NARA 44 Gift Taboos and Gifts ToDo's PeTA's view of the problem Some gifts are not Politically Correct PeTA's solution to the problem Don't buy furs or animals for gifts Don't buy any products that have been tested on animals. Give Politically Correct gifts What Panic Society has done about the problem. Eliminated the fur industry. 45 Lobster Tails PeTA's view of the problem Lobsters are shipped live and kept in tanks in the stores for sale. It is depriving the lobsters right to a free life. PeTA's solution to the problem Boycott lobsters. Also complain and boycott stores a d restaurants that sell lobsters. Complain to people that buy lobsters just what an evil thing that they are doing. What Panic Society has done about the problem. Fishing was banned long ago. 46 The Show Must Not Go On PeTA's view of the problem Circuses, zoos, carnivals, traveling shows, and rodeos are evil places that are cruel to their animals. PeTA's solution to the problem Boycott all animal acts and exhibits. Launch boycotts and complain to everyone about the evils of such use. Pass laws to ban such use. What Panic Society has done about the problem. Banned the circus. 47 Time Out: Choose Animal Rights, Not Animal "Sights" PeTA's view of the problem Live animals used for decorations. Horse carriage rides overwork their animals in high heat up to 16 hours a day in heavy traffic full of exhaust fumes. Bullfights are fatal to the bulls. Also Blood sports with animals for entertainment. PeTA's solution to the problem Protest and boycott all of this. What Panic Society has done about the problem. the NARA eliminated all of this abuse. 48 Advertising Action PeTA's view of the problem Lots of cute animals are used for advertising. The people making the ads force the animals into cruel and punishing positions, or starve animals so that they are hungry. PeTA's solution to the problem Boycott and complain to those companies that use animals in their ads. Complain to the networks. What Panic Society has done about the problem. Advertising is no longer allowed. 49 Donation Do's And Don'ts PeTA's view of the problem Many of the charities use animals in their research. PeTA's solution to the problem Don't donate to them. Complain to others What Panic Society has done about the problem. Money is no longer used in the panic Society. Your leaders own everything. 50 Sign me Up PeTA's view of the problem How to get the people to join all of those Politically Correct Groups PeTA's solution to the problem A listing of Politically Correct groups as well as some other worthwhile organizations. What Panic Society has done about the problem. Everyone is a member of politically correct organizations What! I thought that there was supposed to be 101 ways to Save the Animals. Oh, I guess that it is ok, This is what Outcome Based Education teaches us.